The David Dravenack Show

DDS :69 Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.

 
Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.
In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people.
Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ?
My war with the fruit flies part duex
Why one of the warnings before a television show should be  “ The following program contains pillow talk “
Why I don’t think our loved ones are waiting to meet us when we die.
Doordash , and Uber drivers stealing food.
Why meeting your pets in the afterlife might not be a good thing
Why do corporations like Taco Bell, and Bubly think we need our food to talk to us

DDS 68 : I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad

I was involved in a mugging gone wrong
I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad 
Another dumb movie trope
I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no”
Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?”
The best intersection ever
Why do some places not take credit cards?
Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever.
Manufactured enthusiasm at mandatory meetings

DDS 67 :No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says.

No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says.
What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now 
The one part of a job interview nobody should fail
That’s a barn burner.
.The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor
"All problems can be solved by losing your temper
Why do people have signs that say “ we call the police”?
Why we need to get rid of the password dots
Why I don’t believe people who say the world is ending
There should be restrictions on who uses the self-checkout
How to land that job interview

DDS 66 :Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail.

Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail.
The best ASMR you will ever watch
Is it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened?
Things I do because I am a bad person.
The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first.
why I always buy throw rugs
The reason all humanity is messed up in the head.
Should I have picked up found lottery tickets ?
Why all greeting cards should be blank
I got the Furries mad at me.

DDS 65 :Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis

I have to be right, even when I am wrong
Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis
Legit store? Or high end garage sale?
How to get rid of fruit flies?
How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved?
Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail?
Why you should not use a credit card at a self car wash
Do people who work at incense shops stink ?
Why must people comment on what I am buying?

DDS 64 :I tell the funniest joke in the world

I would, but I am not a d-bag
What’s up with that? Limos 
Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one month
What’s up with that? Feeding animals
Why I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs”
I would wish that on my worst enemy
Why does everyone hate pennies?
The People who always pay in exact change paradox
I tell the funniest joke in the world
The things I will do for my coffee 
Why do corporations take advantage of pet owners?
The upside of being old
How I like my mysteries 
Why we let smokers litter

DDS 63 : Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?

If you can’t remember it must not be important  
How I always take my criticism 
If this happens,  you are not receiving a tip.
I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of.
Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves.
Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?
There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy
Why I am a bad ass
The stuff I get away with because people have short attention spans
I am not paying my red light ticket.

DDS 62 : You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat.

You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat.
My thoughts on the show “ the Curse”
All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there.
I have reverse imposter syndrome
All you need is a good thumbnail nothing else matters

DDS 61: Why Valentine’s Day is a bully.

Why Valentine’s Day is a bully.
Why I would never buy a used lazy boy
A television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitles
Who is a worse person?
Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for.
Why I want to be reincarnated as a male bee
The answer to all life’s problems, according to television.
My favorite thing about freshly melted snow

DDS 60 : Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary

Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary 
I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”.
You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacket
Why I got a job at Fermi Lab
Why are there bullets on the sidewalk?
Outstanding is not always a good thing
The only thing the library is used for now
Smith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watch.